The girls were playing in the lounge while I was burning food in the kitchen this morning. All of a sudden Miss J screamed: "OWWWWW!!! MUUUUUUM!!!!!!"
I raced into the lounge where Miss J sat cradling her arm. She presented her wound to me, and upon very close inspection a small red line was just visible.
Me: "What happened?"
Miss J: "V scratched me with her claws!"
Me: "Miss V scratched you with her nails?"
Miss J: "No, her CLAWS, mum! She scratched me with her claws! Owwwwwww..."
Me: "Did you mean to scratch her arm, Miss V? (She didn't, and she apologised) Do you need a band aid Miss J?"
Miss J: "YES PLEASE I do. I do need a band aid very very very much, to stop my arm from coming all the way apart!"
"And it's NOT FUNNY mum!"