Mary Poppins was having dinner with us last night and we were up to desert when she said, "This chocolate is orgasmic!" Naturally the girls asked what 'orgasmic' meant so she explained that it is from the word orgasm and left it at that, hoping that they would ask what orgasm meant. Of course, they asked, and MP said, "Ask your mother." I threatened MP with making sure she didn't get any 'chocolate' for a month if she didn't finish what she started, so she explained to the girls that an orgasm was something adults had from sex - kind of like a sneeze because there is a build up and a release, only it happens to your entire body.
So this morning at the coffee shop, when I sneezed, I really shouldn't have been so surprised when Miss J asked (on the top of her voice), "Did you just orgasm mum?
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No doubt I will find it impossible to stick to one theme for this blog, so here is some background info that will hopefully add some sense the inevitable random posts...
The man of our family, M, is no longer with us in body though he is ever present in mind and spirit.
I used to be active in the performing arts 'scene' - Less so now as my girls take centre stage. Creativity is still a huge part of life, though being directed by three toddlers the art form is somewhat different.
I'm always passionate about dramatic arts and creative expression, especially as a tool for inclusion... Bringing me to my next point of focus - Awareness and acceptance of people with diverse abilities. I work with people of all abilities doing anything from playing drama games, making music, talking, teaching, learning and always having fun.
I guess one theme I CAN stick to is that last point - having fun. Living a joyful life is the greatest success, I feel.
6 comments:
rofl.... I love it!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ROFL ... I can just imagine the looks you got.
Lol - It was pretty funny, though I haven't quite worked out whether the public-ness makes it even more amusing... But of course, it is exactly the kind of embarrassment Mary Poppins was after in the first place!
oh my.ROFL!!!!!
LOL Blossom... Yep, that about sums it up.
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