Bless you

Mary Poppins was having dinner with us last night and we were up to desert when she said, "This chocolate is orgasmic!" Naturally the girls asked what 'orgasmic' meant so she explained that it is from the word orgasm and left it at that, hoping that they would ask what orgasm meant. Of course, they asked, and MP said, "Ask your mother." I threatened MP with making sure she didn't get any 'chocolate' for a month if she didn't finish what she started, so she explained to the girls that an orgasm was something adults had from sex - kind of like a sneeze because there is a build up and a release, only it happens to your entire body.
So this morning at the coffee shop, when I sneezed, I really shouldn't have been so surprised when Miss J asked (on the top of her voice), "Did you just orgasm mum?

6 comments:

katef said...

rofl.... I love it!

M+B said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

•´.¸¸.•¨¯`♥.Trish.♥´¯¨•.¸¸.´• said...

ROFL ... I can just imagine the looks you got.

Alison said...

Lol - It was pretty funny, though I haven't quite worked out whether the public-ness makes it even more amusing... But of course, it is exactly the kind of embarrassment Mary Poppins was after in the first place!

Blossom said...

oh my.ROFL!!!!!

Alison said...

LOL Blossom... Yep, that about sums it up.