Courtesy of her big cousin, Mr 7.
Miss J, "A man goes to a dentist.... No! A doctor! A man goes to a doctor and he has a sneeze..... No! A cold! He has a cold. So he goes to the dentist.... No! The doctor..... He goes to the doctor and says 'Oink oink I have a cold!'..... And then the doctor says, 'Here, have this OINKMENT!!!!!!!!' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"