Miss J, "Mum? Do I get a present today?"
Me, "Of course! You get my love, and Miss F's love, and Miss V's love and...."
Miss J, "Mu-um!!! I meant a proper present!"
Me, "Oh.. No darling, why do you ask that?"
Miss J, "Because it's mothers day, and I make you a mother."
Hmmm. Nice try, darling girl. You are truly your mother's daughter!!!