Freak Fest - Week 5 - and feeling like the mother of all freaks

This week, I thought I would share with you some of the things I've found myself screaming saying during Freak Fest thus far...

"Please do not eat any more worms before lunch."

"No guinea pigs on the dinner table!"

"OK - Who's been swallowing my good kitchen knives?"

"How did Uncle Freak's false teeth end up around that brush turkey's neck?"

"Who left their unicycle on the roof again?"

"No, I do not know where you can buy 50 bottles of dish washing liquid and 2 dozen boxes of condoms."

"And even if I did know - I wouldn't tell you."

"Please get down from the tree - The neighbours do not want to see your full moon."

"Darling, the dam is not a good place for my keys."

"Oh no.. Please don't walk wet paint through the house again."

"No you cannot move into the cubby house. And no, I do not plan to install satellite TV there any time soon."

"Accidentally stepping on the smouldering camp fire in the middle of the night because you're disoriented and trying to find your way to the toilet - Is NOT the same as completing.. 'the sickest fire walk ever, man!' .. But nice try."

"For the last time - The washing line is not a tightrope!"

"Please.. If you're going to cartwheel down the main street in town, trade your skirt for some pants... Or at least, put on some underwear."

Oh - And not a single sentence was directed to my children...
Or indeed, anyone under 25.

14 comments:

rhubarbwhine said...

Thanks for the smiles :)

tiff said...

Oh Al!
That sounds like good fun. You have such patience. I would be rocking in a corner by now.

PS This is the first time I have been able to comment on your blog for days. Google must have decided I'm not on your list of approved persons!

rhubarbwhine said...

I'd love to be a fly on the wall!

Megan from Imaginif said...

lol....looks like the freaks are giving the Kewl gals a run for their money.

How much longer are they there for? Despite all of the above, it's going to be mighty quiet, and normal, when they move on.

jeanie said...

Sheesh, Al - do you find you are more "motherly" in the above advice than you were in days of yore?

rhubarbwhine said...

Testing.. I have left a few comments, it appears they have ben eaten?
Thinking of you
x

Mountaingirl said...

You are having a ball - and I should be jealous but as I am getting to share it through the bog, all I do is smile and laugh and join in :-)

So love your Freak posts :-)

BTW - is the croc still sitting on the deck?

Trish said...

Wow Al - these freaky friends sound like great fun.
I hope you guys are all okay.Thinking of you.

Abbey said...

Love the fire walking and cartwheeling one... am so giggling...

Debby said...

Alison - I hope that everything is okay. I've been worried about you. Hope to see you back here soon...

Pencil Writer said...

My thoughts and prayers are with you and M&M.

Pencil Writer said...

Alison, we're praying you and your Kewl Girls are doing better, comfort and peace are coming to you all and to M&M as well. We're looking forward to hearing from you one day soon, to hear the sparkle in your voice and see the smiles of your living. Love and Hugs.

Abbey said...

Just did a post for the girls...x

ps where are ya?, missing you

Luv abz

Mommy said...

Sounds like you've been having a freaking hilarious time...LOL. I have problems with that cartwheeling down the street in a skirt, too. Of course, my little girl always has her underwear on, though. That no underwear thing def presents a problem.