A Very Kewl Announcement!

Miss J, "Well, it pretty much happens like this..."

Miss F, "Sammi and Mary had sexual intercourse with a turkey baster..."

Miss V, "Even though Mary is a vegan...."

Miss F, "Yeah and Sammi is really bad at cooking...."

Miss J, "But they did good!"

Miss V, "Yeah!"

Miss F, "And now Mary is growing their baby!"

Miss J, "Ah ha. And it is going to come out of her vagina..."

Miss V, "And her vagina will never be the same again."

Miss F, "Umm.. It probably should say that their lives will never be the same again... But that's true too..."


Fe said...


Congratulations to Sammi and Mary... and to the Kewl girls for their very unique and KEWL take on the whole thing!


jeanie said...

A whole new take on the talk about the birds and the baster, hey?

katepickle said...

fabulous news.. congrats to all! And I thought I was going to have problems when my girls explained the exact way I got pregnant and how this baby will get out to their friends at school! ;)

Michelle said...

Very kewl take on the whole matter! :)

PlanningQueen said...

Congratulations to Sammi and Mary. I have said this before, but I think your girls are hilarious.

Kelley @ magnetoboldtoo said...

and her vagina will never be the same again...

Was there gravy in the baster too?

Very exciting announcement!

Deb said...

Very exciting, and what an amazing conversation! Hope everything is continuing well.

I also have something for you - a Kreativ Blogger Award. Because your blog (and your family) is inspirational.