Miss F, "Mu-um.... If you don't get up now I'm going to stick a knife in the toaster while I try and make breakfast.. Unsupervised."
Me, "We don't have a toaster..."
Miss F, "Then I'll by one off ebay with your credit card while I go on the computer unsupervised."
Me, *Fake snoring*
Miss J, "Fine then. We'll take the lesbians breakfast in bed. And we won't knock."
Me, "I'm up!!!!!!!"