Sleep ins

4:30am

Miss F, "Mu-um.... If you don't get up now I'm going to stick a knife in the toaster while I try and make breakfast.. Unsupervised."

Me, "We don't have a toaster..."

Miss F, "Then I'll by one off ebay with your credit card while I go on the computer unsupervised."

Me, *Fake snoring*

Miss J, "Fine then. We'll take the lesbians breakfast in bed. And we won't knock."

Me, "I'm up!!!!!!!"

6 comments:

Brenda said...

It must be a constant riot at your house because your kids are soooo hilarious!

rhubarbwhine said...

I am slowly easing myself back into blogland. Look at what I have missed...

I'd be installing a padlock. On the outside. ;)

tiff(threeringcircus) said...

Oh my Lord, that would get me up too!

MissyBoo said...

Bet when you jumped up, you did a running tackle and pinned her to the floor *ROFL*

PlanningQueen said...

Your children are so well adjusted and practical! I thought the baby waking up every day at about 5.30am was bad enough!!

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