Anything not bolted down will be juggled. This includes any of the smaller pieces of furniture, any of the smaller animals and most of all - the small children.
Anything recentlybolted down eaten by the small children will make a rather messy come back.
The shed roof makes an excellent bass drum when played with maracas, clap sticks and especially riding crops.
Shed roofs within reach of a hose make for very wet drummers, especially when the shed owner was not invited to join the band.
Asking a bunch of wannabe ex circus freaks to keep both feet on the ground for more than 2 minutes is like asking a fish to stop swimming.
Not. Going. To. Happen.
Keeping both of your own feet on the ground for more than 2 minutes when you're surrounded by a bunch of wannabe ex circus freaks is like asking a fish to swim backwards.
Impossible.
Ten years might have past since my "serious" circus days, but this week I have realised it is true what they say -
Once a freak, always a freak.
Anything recently
The shed roof makes an excellent bass drum when played with maracas, clap sticks and especially riding crops.
Shed roofs within reach of a hose make for very wet drummers, especially when the shed owner was not invited to join the band.
Asking a bunch of wannabe ex circus freaks to keep both feet on the ground for more than 2 minutes is like asking a fish to stop swimming.
Not. Going. To. Happen.
Keeping both of your own feet on the ground for more than 2 minutes when you're surrounded by a bunch of wannabe ex circus freaks is like asking a fish to swim backwards.
Impossible.
Ten years might have past since my "serious" circus days, but this week I have realised it is true what they say -
Once a freak, always a freak.