Q & A... A.... AARRRGGGHHHH!!

From the back seat of the car....

Miss J: "Mummy?"

Me: "Yes Miss J?"

Miss J: "Are you a virgin?"

Me: "No darling, I'm not."

Miss J: "Oh. OK then."


In other news.....

Miss V made a new friend today.
She wants to put him in her pocket so they can play together.
I am all for diversity, but being pocket pals with this guy?


Um.... I don't think so.

10 comments:

Trish said...

oh my stars ...and stripes or whatever he has. I don't think so either.
My best 'school' friend's neighbour was a snake handler and the 4 yr old had pet snake draped around his neck all day.

M+B said...

No, definately not :-)

Debby said...

Good grief. I vote no as well.

Melody said...

*shudder*

Oh. My. Gawd.

What did you do when you saw this fella in your yard? I'd be opting to move...

Alison said...

Trish - pet snakes with trained handlers I don't mind her 'playing' with so much. The wild garden variety?... urrgghh.

M+B - Lucky we practice saying NO! lol

Debby - Thanks for your vote. No's are definitely winning!

Melody - We found him right next to the front door. We are planning on moving at the end of the week!

A shocked Megan! said...

Al...OMG! I thought you were a virgin. Well go and knock me down with a feather!!!! Far out, woman. I soooooo thought you were a virgin!!!!!

A'Jay said...

Awe go on, let em keep it...lol tis just a carpet snake... gorgeous markings...

Alison said...

Lol Megan - And I thought you were normal!!!

A'Jay - Gorgeous, yes. New addition... Na ah! Miss V is thrilled about your yes vote though!

Megan from Imaginif said...

lol...cheeky minx...I am the most normal person I know. I don't ever have any trouble with myself.

Pencil Writer said...

Snakes and virgins. Hmmm. And in the same post? Going back to the Garden, then, are we? Snake = no thank you on the pet roster.