From the back seat of the car....
Miss J: "Mummy?"
Me: "Yes Miss J?"
Miss J: "Are you a virgin?"
Me: "No darling, I'm not."
Miss J: "Oh. OK then."
In other news.....
Miss V made a new friend today.
She wants to put him in her pocket so they can play together.
I am all for diversity, but being pocket pals with this guy?
Um.... I don't think so.
Miss J: "Mummy?"
Me: "Yes Miss J?"
Miss J: "Are you a virgin?"
Me: "No darling, I'm not."
Miss J: "Oh. OK then."
In other news.....
Miss V made a new friend today.
She wants to put him in her pocket so they can play together.
I am all for diversity, but being pocket pals with this guy?
Um.... I don't think so.
10 comments:
oh my stars ...and stripes or whatever he has. I don't think so either.
My best 'school' friend's neighbour was a snake handler and the 4 yr old had pet snake draped around his neck all day.
No, definately not :-)
Good grief. I vote no as well.
*shudder*
Oh. My. Gawd.
What did you do when you saw this fella in your yard? I'd be opting to move...
Trish - pet snakes with trained handlers I don't mind her 'playing' with so much. The wild garden variety?... urrgghh.
M+B - Lucky we practice saying NO! lol
Debby - Thanks for your vote. No's are definitely winning!
Melody - We found him right next to the front door. We are planning on moving at the end of the week!
Al...OMG! I thought you were a virgin. Well go and knock me down with a feather!!!! Far out, woman. I soooooo thought you were a virgin!!!!!
Awe go on, let em keep it...lol tis just a carpet snake... gorgeous markings...
Lol Megan - And I thought you were normal!!!
A'Jay - Gorgeous, yes. New addition... Na ah! Miss V is thrilled about your yes vote though!
lol...cheeky minx...I am the most normal person I know. I don't ever have any trouble with myself.
Snakes and virgins. Hmmm. And in the same post? Going back to the Garden, then, are we? Snake = no thank you on the pet roster.
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