So I finally sat down to do some work and Miss V came in to 'help'. The computer makes a kewl duck noise when I get a new email and one came through while she was sitting with me. We then had the following conversation...
V: What's that?
Me: A duck. He's telling me I have a new email.
Me: Yes. I have a new email from M (her god parent)
V: M? Email you?
Me: Yes! M emailed me. Lots of people email each other.
V: Yeah but not YOU mum.